New Student: Victor!

“Meow-llo!  I’m Victor the Cat.  I’m a classy kind of cat since I’m always in a tuxedo.  I want to go to Fluffs because of it’s dedication to responsible citizenship.  I am a good citizen too.  I am quiet because I sleep 23 hours a day, and I always make sure my food bowl is clean.  Also, no fleas.  My interests include:  Stalking human legs, meowing for food and chasing shiny objects.  I am also a pretty good cat-contortionist and am interested in forming a cat-pretzel club (maybe in conjunction with the “if it fits, I sits” club?).  Overall, I would say that I’m a pretty cool cat.

I can haz admission now?”

Purrfect!