Author: Jordan
First Accepted Student! Meet Phoebe!!
Hai dere! Mah name is Phoebe. Iz also goes by Pheebs, Schmeebs, and Schmeeberson. I want to go to Fluffls because all teh hoomins go away all day and then ask me wat did i do while they gone. I want to sez i iz smart kitteh. Mai ideal date is to literally sleep on…
Ohno is i at da wrong school?
Yes, I see dat I am now. Okay, thank yoo.
Ohno I put onto much i liner to day?
Doo u think?? I sorry.
A CATPELLA!
For a lot of humans, singing in the shower is where talent is born. As a Cat, I don’t take showers, but that doesn’t stop me from singing! Introducing… The Fluffs Flea-elzefurs: Fluffs’ Oldest all-feline a cappella group! We do lots of fun gigs such as begging our owners for food and keeping our neighbors up…
A Note On Communal Bathrooms
Watch owt. Getz messee!
A Post About Laundry
CAN A SOMEONE IS PLZ HELP ME HOW TO DO THIS UHH PLEAAAZZEE!!????!?!
Remeowniscence of My Elemeowntry School Days
I’d like to give a meow-out to the teachers who helped me get to Fluffs U! Mr. Armadillo (K): Thank you for teraching me to think outside the box. You’ll be pleased to know that I haven’t used my confining litterbox since I left your class! Mrs. Catfish (1st): I’m sorry I ate you. I’m…
The Best Winter Ball Ever!!
There is! Just imagine Winter too.