What shuld u do fur valemtimez day???!
I knoes what you thinking. Yar thinkin, “what do i do for valemtimez day???! Hey, silly! Look ovr here! Here’s how you can mayk da best day evr. 1. Brush yer fur We all knoes this is important. DUH!! Want yer hairs stickn all ovr da playse? I didnt thnkso. 2. Brush yer teef Just…
New Student: Thomas!!
Dear Fluffs Admission Committee, I am not your typical cat-plicant. In my spare time I like to do punny cosplay–this past Halloween I paraded around as a catfish and a palindrome (tacocat!) and was a more famous Thomas on 4th of July. I love to sleep in positions human contortionists can only dream of achieving. I…
New Student: Fat Meeps!
My name is fat Meeps. I am an older cat and more qualified than any of those so called smaller cats for acceptance. Fluffs University is the perfect place to develop my plans for world domina—peace and cat food for all. As a double-major in Feline Nutrition and International Relations (with a focus in…
Pawfessor Steve Jaws’ Mouse Dug Up After More Than 30 Minutes
A remarkable experiment took place on campus today. In a display of discipline, Pawfessor Steve Jaws created Fluffs’ first time capsule. Inside it was one mouse.
First Accepted Student! Meet Phoebe!!
Hai dere! Mah name is Phoebe. Iz also goes by Pheebs, Schmeebs, and Schmeeberson. I want to go to Fluffls because all teh hoomins go away all day and then ask me wat did i do while they gone. I want to sez i iz smart kitteh. Mai ideal date is to literally sleep on…
Ohno is i at da wrong school?
Yes, I see dat I am now. Okay, thank yoo.
Ohno I put onto much i liner to day?
Doo u think?? I sorry.
A CATPELLA!
For a lot of humans, singing in the shower is where talent is born. As a Cat, I don’t take showers, but that doesn’t stop me from singing! Introducing… The Fluffs Flea-elzefurs: Fluffs’ Oldest all-feline a cappella group! We do lots of fun gigs such as begging our owners for food and keeping our neighbors up…
A Note On Communal Bathrooms
Watch owt. Getz messee!